The earliest memory that i have is me with a girl of my age playing something or planning to go the terrace in my hometown. Now my parents say that i was too young to remember anything while we lived there and since thn we'v lived in many places in the same city but never in the same house. So I can't confirm.
My dad works for the state government and so he had to move around a lot. And during my early yrs. we all were moving with him.
So the nxt thing tht i remember is that i'm in a big house in some very small town n hv my mom, dad n sme servants for company. But life as i remember was xcellent.... all i did was play all afternoon, imitate my mom whn she used to scold the servants, wait for dad to come back from home so that he cud pamper me......i.e. pure bliss :)
I also hv two hilarious memories of my early childhood. As that time we living in a very small town, my parents decided to home school me. They arranged a teacher from nearby school to come n teach me. That time use of wooden slates was very popular. So in home also i had a small slate. Tht guy used to teach me some math problems and used to ask me to rub the sums and do them again as homework.... Now comes the fun part....me being me i never used to bother wiping out the days work and do the sums again... n so the nxt day whn he used to ask me abt the days work, i used to show him previous day's work....i used to get loads n loads of praises from this guy ... haha ha ha... i used to chuckle softly evn thn..
The second hilarious incident also happened with the same teacher. It so happened tht one day he was busy in teaching n i had to pee. I asked permission from him but he said no. N me being the ever obedient student didn't tk my bathroom break but was not able to stop myself from shitting on the table also.... he he he he.... i don't remember the events after tht but wt i do remember was tht teacher never came back n this story found a permanent place in my family's fork lore. Now whnever there's a family gathering this story is told n retold n i run out of places to hide my face....
Life was funny back thn..
~Soni~
